The Seven Words You Can't Say to a Sock Monkey
Xantham Gumm, stand up comedian in residence at the Red Heel Monkey Shelter, delivers his scandalous, taboo breaking monologue, The Seven Words You Can't Say to a Sock Monkey, on the sock monkey talk show, Good Night with Happy George.
Bad Monkey
Yes, there's a reason why a separate blog for monkeys is necessary; it's messy. And gypsies don't blog all that much anyway. No, really. Gypsy monkeys don't get that drunk, and prefer to keep our carpets clean enough to sleep on anyway.